Blog

Trump: “We Should Have Kept The Oil” In Iraq

  Donald Trump thinks “We should have kept the oil” when we illegally invaded Iraq in 2003. As if it wasn’t bad enough that we invaded the wrong country after 9/11, apparently the lesson Trump took away from Bush and Cheney’s illegal war was that we didn’t steal enough of Iraqi Oil. That’s right America,Read More

Hillary: ‘No Donald, You Don’t’ Know More About ISIS

  Does Donald Trump have a secret plan to defeat ISIS? According to Secretary Clinton, “The secret is he has no plan!” We couldn’t agree more. Donald Trump claims he get his foreign policy advice from “The shows,” and recently it was revealed that he asked a key national security advisor three times “Why can’tRead More

Poll: Hillary’s Destroying Trump In Key Swing States

  Boom! Democrats are in a great mood these days as the Trump Campaign continues to nose dive in the polls. Whether it’s Ivanka Trump vacationing with Putin’s ‘girlfriend’, Campaign Manager Paul Manafort taking $12 million in bribes from Putin, or Trump wondering why we can’t use nuclear weapons the GOP nominee is practically onRead More

Newt Gingrich: “….Sure” Trump is Mentally Fit To Be President

    Boom! In a stunning rebuke, Newt Gingrich was asked a direct question by the New York Times during a recent podcast interview: Is Donald Trump mentally fit to be President of the United States? In response, the former Speaker of the House, and mastermind of the dissolution of civility in the U.S. Congress,Read More

Trump Calls Obama “Co-Founder of ISIS”

  Trump reached a new low today, calling President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton the “Co-Founders of ISIS.” Earlier this week Trump gave a nod and a wink to “Second Amendment People” to stop Hillary Clinton from nominating pro-gun control nominees to the Supreme Court of the United States. Trump is the poster-childRead More

Bankrupt Trump became “Hugh Hefner of the 90’s”

  Our latest episode of “Lifestyles of the [once] Rich and Famous Douchebag”, we profile our recurring guest: Donald Trump in the 1990s. After multiple bankruptcies, failed business ventures, and admittedly “$975 million in hard debt”, Trump turned to womanizing. Nothing says ‘I’m a failure in life’ more than having to sell all of yourRead More

Poll: Hillary Clinton Destroying Trump By Double-Digits (NBC News Poll)

  Boom! The Obama-Clinton legacy is dominating the doomsday, post-apocalytic false narrative behind Trump’s fascist campaign. The latest NBC News Poll shows Secretary Clinton opening up a double-digit lead over Donald Trump. Not surprisingly, the latest poll comes after a two-week train wreck for Trump in which he insulted Gold Star Families, encouraged gun ownersRead More

Is Donald Trump About To Drop Out?

Are we the only ones who sense that a Donald Trump ‘exit’ from election 2016 is imminent? Let’s examine the top three arguments in favor of an imminent drop-out: Dropping out would enable Trump to avoid becoming a ‘loser’  Trump’s entire campaign is built upon the fallacy that he is a ‘winner’. The prospect of defeatRead More

Trump Drumped By 50 GOP Officials: Would Be Most Reckless President Ever

  Boom! Hold on to your seats and grab the popcorn, because we have another bombshell in the 2016 race for the White House: 50 former GOP Officials released a letter publicly denouncing Donald Trump, rejecting his candidacy, and resoundingly labeling the would-be GOP nominee as potentially “The Most Reckless President In American History!” WeRead More

Breaking: Republican Senator “I will not vote for Trump!”

  Boom! Another day, another stumble for Donald Trump’s troubled bid for the Presidency. Today yet another key block of GOP Senators and Congressmen announced that they were breaking from the party line and would not be casting votes for Trump in November. Are we surprised? Probably not, however, the ranks of the “Never Trump”Read More