John Oliver Asks Donald Trump To Drop Out

Image: HBO, John Oliver Last Week Tonight

Image: HBO, John Oliver Last Week Tonight

Boom! Hello America, it’s time for another installment of “Donald Trump is ruining America but we can’t turn away because it matters too much!” In this week’s installment, we turn to our friend John Oliver who poetically proposed this week that Donald Trump drop out of the 2016 race for the White House. Why? Well, frankly, Trump is a national embarrassment. Secondly, his entire brand is based on “Winning” and he’s doing nothing of the sort when you examine the polls. What else is there for “The Donald” to do?

Unfortunately for Donald Trump, he’s caught between a rock and a hard place. Trump is an overconfident narcissist trapped in a fascade of “Winning” when, in all actuality, all he does is lose. Without the $1 million loan he received from his father, Trump would be a “Loser”, without a faux billion dollar empire behind him. And when we say “Faux billion dollar empire” we’re talking about the one he refuses to reveal by releasing his tax returns. We understand from recent reporting by the New York Times that he has a $900 million loan on one of his buildings, sponsored by The Bank of China, which is ridiculously ironic given his harsh anti-China rhetoric on the campaign trail.

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