Watch: Rick Perry Gives Worst Presidential Announcement Speech Of All Time

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It’s official folks: Rick Perry has entered the race for the 2016 GOP Presidential Nomination. What’s that? You’re not jumping around doing a happy dance right now? Well that’s probably because you watched Rick Perry’s announcement speech and wondered to yourself, “How does this man dress himself?”


Governor Rick Perry’s team could not have staged a more awkward portrait of “Perry 2016” supporters to stand behind him at his announcement. For one, they found two angry looking white guys who look like they could be bouncers or body guards. Secondly they found the only two black Republicans in Texas who would dare step within ten feet of Rick Perry without being tasered by the two bouncers discussed above. Third, well what is the deal with that awkward old white lady with the sun glasses in the top right of the frame? Seriously, this is like the JFK conspiracy all over again, she could be the shooter on the grassy knoll!


Anyhow, please watch the video below and share your thoughts. We’re eager to learn how you felt after watching this announcement and if you agree with us that it was a complete and utter debacle.



Rick Perry, go home, you’re drunk.